You Could Eat This Without Teeth! (2020 at Arby's)
It’s January 29th but you’re STILL wishing people a “Happy New Year”? Then this episode is for you, ya sicko. We recorded this approximately 45 weeks ago, on the very first weekend of 2020, immediately after eating a sack of shit at Arby’s. Spoiler alert! We reflect on 2019, what we did, what we didn’t do? Travels, accomplishments, failures, greatest bops . How did we do in our first sort of year of having a podcast, trying to keep up with the youth? Rhetorical question. Tune in to find out what in the world we ate at Arby’s and what you look forward to in the coming year of following our glorious endeavor.
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Gay's Addition (bonus catch up ep!)
Good golly, does life happen or what? Put THAT on a t-shirt. Deirdre and I have been living an international lives of mystery, aka buried in our day jobs, travel and doing the boring things that make us human. But hey! that didn't stop us from having new experiences. I got a facial and am getting therapied! And Deirdre saved up all her little avocado toasts to buy a house. Plus, geriatric drivers and pierogies galore. Tune in, drop out yawwwl!!
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Ma'am this is a Cracker Barrel
Are you ready for the glory of the Sunday Homestyle Chicken™? The SCENT of the Country Store, stocked to the brim with plastic Americana? Then come on down to Cracker Barrel, brother. Deirdre and I visit this quaint lil chain for the first time in our lives and bite off a piece of US history. Also on this episode: facials, we don’t deserve Normani, Deirdre accepts being a jock, MORE tarot readings and so much more.
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Sloppy Joe? No! (Olsen Twins Movies)
What’s all the noyz about Olsen Twins? Find out on this brand new episode. We welcome a decorated cultural scholar, and dear friend, David Bruner to discuss two film masterpieces. We dive head on into the classic Olson twins films, “It Takes Two” and “Passport To Paris” and what the Dualstar bazillionaires are up to now. But first, I’m back to jade rollin’ this ass, Lizzo changed our lives, the “Big Little Lies” finale and which muppets are our astrological signs. Join us for both shits and giggles.
“I made my money the old fashioned way - pure dumb luck.” - Steve Guttenburg, after inventing the cellphone.
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#beartalk
We’re all stars now, in the horse show! On this episode we feature an extended Youth Delegate segment and dive into “Euphoria,” HBO’s new teen drawma. Before that, the unbridled joy of Paddington 2. Did the Bagel Boss guy teach me math? Do you like it when your in-laws visit? Are you jade rolling your face and is that a real thing? All on this week’s episode, little angels.
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Chuck Tingle, Right in Front of My Salad?
In episode 8, we welcome our illustrious second guest, Ben Morgan: beloved friend, co-creator of “Welcome to Juggalo Mountain” and notorious cat daddy. We dig into Chuck Tingle’s erotic trilogy “Space Raptor Butt Trilogy,” rank paper towels, discuss Deirdre’s wack-ass aura reading, Yerba Mate “culture” and reminisce on Woodstock ‘99 (I love u, Fred).
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Gak Boobs (Red Lobster for your Soul)
Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ are heaven. There I said what the rest of you are too scared to admit. We went to home of the lobster and got down and dirty — tune in for our hot takes on seafood PLANKS, slimefuencers, tunes to poop to, rude kids, who’s baby and why are we it? Tonight on Dateline.
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The Michael Bublé of Seltzer
What is the state of the boyband in 2019? Where are all the baby faces, bad boys, and teen heartthrobs and can two people in their 30s identify who’s who? Join us as we delve into the music of Why Don’t We?, Brockhampton and BTS(!!!!). But first, jeans the new tapas, the dreaded Soup Tax, Mother’s Day and the boybands of our youths. Miss this one and you’ll be the oldest kid in class.
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Good Old Fashioned Yee-Haw
Giddy-up pardners and welcome to Episode 5. Have you been dying for a YANKEE and a PNW hippie child to discuss the yeehaw agenda? Do you need someone to tell you what in tarnation the yeehaw agenda is? You’ve come to the right place. This week we discuss Beyonce’s “Homecoming,” the Canadian dollar, Gorpcore, queer cowboys, “A Star Is Born” and of course Lil Nas X. Plus, Deirdre went parasailing and Yelena saw a horse. This will all be on the test at the end of the semester, take notes.
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International Daddies (Magic Mikes)
Man it’s a HOT one! This episode is a certified banger. We welcome our first guest, dear friend and K-Pop expert, John Meyer. This week we go off on: SORDID LYFT STORIES, EXPLAINING YOUR HAIRCUT, K-POP SLANG AND YES ROCK HARD ABS HONEY. This is one for the storybooks, and for the Pulitzer, I’m sure. Tune in and learn something new!
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Our Favorite Time We Pooped our Pants (Cheesecake Factory)
Last week we talked about different types of pants and this week, we move on to what can sometimes, regrettably, fill your pants. We take a deep dive on Tik Tok to make sure we know what the Youths™ are up to and how to best announce your divorce in 2019. Then we visit our own non-denominational holy land, the Cheesecake Factory.
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Long Tall Sally (+we go to a Blazers game)
Join us for our first full-length episode. This is a juicy one! Deirdre takes Yelena to her first NBA game, they discuss frisky seniors, loving relationships with your healthcare providers and pants, pants and MORE PANTS. Sorry if we burped. (We definitely burped)
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First Ep, Babyyyyyyyy!
Your two charismatic hosts say hello, talk soup, pjs and Twitter. Here’s a taste of what’s to come!
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